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The Looter's Paradox

A common tragedy amongst Looter's when faced with overwhelming amounts of loot , supplies etc they're limited by the quantity of things they can carry. They are forced to leave some loot behind despite wanting all of it. Usually when faced with the Looter's Paradox people are troubled by deciding on what to take and feel uneasy leaving things behind. (Most commonly applies to video games).

After that base raid in dayz I was faced with the Looter's Paradox after finding ludacris amounts of loot.

by Civit November 29, 2019


Chibi Paradox

This term is used to describe a person that says something that paradoxes with what was said earlier.

Chibi: Why u guys don't cheer when I win?
*some time later*
Person: Wow, good job Chibi!
Chibi: No, don't say good job!
Person: Damn, chibi paradox!

by LoneyMacaronii October 5, 2021


the fän paradox

if something hates everything, that means they hate hating everything, but then that also means they hate hating everything, and that continues on endlessly, so, do they really hate everything?

PERSON UNO: I HATE EVERYTHING
PERSON DOS: jesus christ calm down ur gonna start the fän paradox and cause a fucking resonance cascade

by deliriousidiot February 12, 2024


The Fermi Paradox got them

A phrase used to describe when someone you know ghosts you or disappears from your life.

It can also be used when someone stops talking to you mid-conversation and vanishes for long periods of time without an explanation given to you before or after.

The joke is that they were met with an extinction event that they couldn't survive through and now do not exist.

Thespy: Shit, where the fuck did Nick go?
Caribou: I have no idea, The Fermi Paradox got them.
Thespy: The extinction event is real.

by InfinitelyTheWorst August 21, 2024


Shower Gel Paradox

A symptom of showering tierd -

When one showers in a reduced state of awakeness that they momentarily forget the application of shower gel and therefore are caught in an infinite loop of reapplying shower gel.

Mark: Adam was never seen again, legend has it his skin was bright red when they found him.

Leo: Ah the Shower Gel Paradox it's becoming an epidemic.

by MrDeeny May 23, 2023


Netflix Paradox

When a women is going to high school and is fit much because she has PE and is active, she is watching a netflix at night but active during the day. When she is turning 18 and is finally old enough to consume alcohol she starts consuming more alcohol and calories, but it is no problem, beacuse of the her being active at daytime, but when they graduate from high school they dont have this active lifestyle at daytime, and they usually ends up at more parties, and watching even more netflix. This results in gaining weight.

Have you seen Tina? Yeah, she is a a victim of the netflix paradox

by Negredo February 6, 2024


paradox live

a mixed media project with banger music that will make you even more depressed than you already are. not so skibidi.

'omg a new paradox live voice drama drops next week!'
'catch these hands avex, i'm going to act up if gokuluck get pwned again'

by kentaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa March 16, 2024