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On January 26th, it is Punch A Ginger Named Parker Day.
"Hey Tom! Did you hear today is National Punch a Ginger named Parker day?"
when you walk into a new friends room, and smell what smells like. your not sure if its a bad smell or not but it probably smells like horses and failed acting careers.
Carl: so what do you think of my room?
you: i don't know, it kinda smells like sarah jessica parker in here.
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Miya Parker is amazing she is beautiful, an amazing personality, she puts everyone before her self, when you think of her she brightens up your day she makes it 100x better and when you are around her you want to make her feel like nothing else matters like if you could you would holder till she doesn’t want to be held just to make her feel safe or happy and block out anything marking her feel down or in mental pain.
Guy 1: who is that?
Guy 2: that is Miya Parker she is amazing.
horrible man that financially abused elvis presley
ew gross its tom parker
When your vagina smells like 3 week old lasanga
Oh shit the doctor says I have amber parker
The type of kid you went to high school with that you said to yourself he won’t be shit just simply because of the way he looked. But now he makes 10x more money than both you and your “Rich parents“ combined.
Hey I was best friends with Parker James in high school!