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hitler paul

God of jizz on 2 year olds

Hitler paul

by Lennon Jamie September 12, 2020


the Paul Sr.

not to be confused with the Sam Elliot, it also starts with a hot karl, and the dipping of the first three fingers on both hands in the poo. The dirty fingered partner then places both sets of fingers directly below the nose and proceeds to wipe out and down, again at a 45 degree angle, and continues to the collar bone... and pow, the Paul sr. is born.

lauren begged me to give her the Paul Sr., but i couldn't go through with it.

by 5th squad January 16, 2008


Paul Desmarais

When our school is smaller then our dome.

Wow look at Paul Desmarais, I can barley see it because the dome blocks our vison.

by Zdou September 29, 2021


papa paul

Thicc hottie, you will always get the best outta papa Paul

Girl;"Hey what's your name?"

PapaPAUL;"The names papa,,,, papa Paul "

by not asinxe March 22, 2018


Paul & Heather

Paul & Heather are by far the most magical,fun loving,funny,exciting,happy, strong, overflowing with sex appeal, considerate, long lasting, twin flame, power couple this world will ever know and see! Paul is a pro at always protecting and keeping Heather safe, taken care of, and financially abundant. Heather is a pro at having so much love and adoration for Paul, that there is NOTHING she won’t do to make sure he has everything he needs and wants on a daily basis.Heathers heart is constantly overflowing with love, gratitude, admiration, and appreciation for her Paul.So much so, that she still blushes every time she looks at him! Heather loves the little things that Paul brightens her life up with every day, like his witty, beyond intelligent sense of humor, how he never lets a day go by without showing Heather that he truly loves and cares for her. Paul never lets a day go by without voicing to Heather how much he appreciates her and all that she does for him and their lives. Paul & Heather always know how to have a good time, and they are the best adventure partners in crime, that no other couple even compares. Paul & Heather are so in tune that they can’t help but accidentally finish each other’s sentences. And this happens with them so often that their friends think they have rehearsed it ahead of time.Paul & Heathers love is so amazingly strong, honest, and perfectly matched that it goes without question that they were born to be with each other!!❤️❤️

Seriously dude, I could only prey to have a relationship like Paul & Heather have. And when I do find me a girlfriend I’m going to love and take care of her like Paul does with Heather, because Paul is a real true MAN and you can see how much Heather adores him!!

by EducatedEmpath January 26, 2023


horny paul

a very horny guy by the name of paul, has to be wearing glasses tho or it doesn’t count

fucking hell horny paul is at it again and he’s trying to get in emily thompsons knickers!

by Nonceroony November 14, 2019


Pulling a Paul

Jerking off using your own tears as lubricant

"Did you hear about Rich? He's been so lonely that hes been pulling a Paul every night"

by pauljerker February 27, 2016