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Your pen is what?
P1: my pen is
(Silence)
P2: your pen is what?
A pen moocher is someone who begs for pens from somebody who had just bought a new pack of pens even though they don't really need one at the moment.
Katherine: I had to buy some more pens since I keep losing them at home somehow.
Liz: Can I have one?
Katherine: Do you really need one?
Liz: I might.
Katherine: What happened to the pen I gave you two days ago?
Liz: This one might be better though
Katherine: Such a pen moocher
A: Whats rosie doing over there?
B: She's just licking someones pig pen
The act of putting on a condom
Pregnant!? I thought I had been capping the pen!?
The new age version of an entertaining pen pal. When a male only communicates with a female via texts, DMs, snaps, etc… with no intention to hang out with her IRL (in real life). Similar to when a dude is locked up in prison and writes to all of his pen bitches on the outside.
Chick: Who is Chuck laughingly texting over there?
Dude: You mean his pen bitch? Dude, they’ve been going strong for years meow.
Chick: What’s a pen bitch?
Dude: Pretty much a chick that you message for frivolous entertainment and don’t have to be bogged down by the demands of a relationship. All the texting, sexting, and laughs without the boring real life commitments. They’re the best!
Another way of saying that theres a lot of bullshit in history books to support the agendas of a group in power to make that group look more like a clear victor without any negative qualities, and make another group look like they met their downfall. In reality, questioning what the pen writes is enough to make you wonder if there are any winners at all with something like a war.
The pen is mightier than the sword is what the same people you need swords for in the first place tell you.