War pen

A tool Nick's dad used to fight the Koreans

I hit him with a war pen

Pen Moocher

A pen moocher is someone who begs for pens from somebody who had just bought a new pack of pens even though they don't really need one at the moment.

Katherine: I had to buy some more pens since I keep losing them at home somehow.
Liz: Can I have one?
Katherine: Do you really need one?
Liz: I might.
Katherine: What happened to the pen I gave you two days ago?
Liz: This one might be better though
Katherine: Such a pen moocher

Back stabbing pen

When your favorite pen gives out on you after using it for a long time.

I was in class today when my back stabbing pen bailed on me.

Bro Pen

A Pen Where You Keep Your Bros

I have a bro in the bro pen if you wanna do bro things.

Pig Pen

When you have a roster of thick girls

"Yo bro you talking to anyone." - Bro
"Yeah a few, but its a pig pen." - me

grey pen

An item you use to write or draw when your a goth.

Non Goth Guy; Hey , pass me that grey pen I need it for the grey sky

Goth Guy; No I need it to represent MY day ...

gel pen

you can use a gel pen about one - two times

you can never use that same gel pen again

WHAT THE HECK!

paul: aww man, my gel pen is out of ink.
carl: i have about a closet full of gel pens that ran out of ink.
paul: .......