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A beyond morbidly obese person who needs to be extracted from their home while removing an outside wall and using a forklift while sitting on a pallet.
Look at that pallet person snacking on that box of donuts.
Lawnie G Nome #M$D
Someone who sends you to and you only and their body and anything else you want, sex, love ect.
Can you be my personal stripper?
An asshole personality is when you make people cry for no reason
An asshole personality is when you ruin something good for someone just because you're jealous
An asshole personality is when you give 0 fucks about anyone else, their feelings, or anyone emotions
An asshole personality is when you are just like a normal asshole but 100 times worse
"You ruined my relationship!" "Why, why did you do that?!?!?"
"Idk because I was bored"
You have such an asshole personality!"
Somebody who is very plain, lacking anything truly interesting about them. They feel like they need to make themself more interesting, so they purposely find abnormal things to identify themselves by. This is reminiscent of spaghetti, which is very plain until you add spaghetti sauce. Examples include, but are not limited to, learnig to ride a unicycle, buying a snake and bringing it everywhere, dying hair strang colors (often seen around the "Arts" department of many Community Colleges), or ordering only obscure cocktails at the bar.
Normal Person: Hey, how was your holiday?
Spaghetti Person: It was pretty good. I learned to play the didgeridoo.
Normal Person: Cool man. Did you do that homework assignment that's due today?
Spaghetti Person: Yea. Did you know that the didgeridoo is the worlds oldest instriment?
Normal Person: Didn't know that. Do you think I could copy that homework real quick?
Spaghetti Person: I feel totally calm when I play my didgeridoo.
Normal Person: Ok, but about that homework...
Spaghetti Person: Didgeridoo.
A bus person is someone who catches a bus to and from school every day.
you are 25% bus person if you catch the bus to and from school. you are 50% bus person if you catch the bus to and from school BUT you are on the bus for more then 40 minuets. you are 100% bus person if you catch the bus to and from school, your on it for more then 40 minuets, and you have to wake up before 6:30 AM to get to the bus and you get home after 4:15 PM after school on a bus with a bunch of weird people and sexaul girls.
mate #1: hey look at that bus person!
mate #2 yeah, he must be very tough to be a 100% bus person!
Someone's personality makes them super attractive.
I got a personality boner for her.
A garbage human who has nothing to offer humanity but being awful and being down and belongs out by the curb with the other rubbish.
Steve always takes up two spaces when he parks. He’s such a dirt person.