Planted can be a code word for stoned, or in other words, high off of weed. It’s used to disguise more obvious words.
Dude I feel so planted right now not gonna lie...
1. subpar bait
2. a secret agent that is not that secret
3. established brand created by an innovative product designer, marketing guru and master of the art of pedagogic sarcasm
anonymous: do these pants look good on me?
Doug: yes, obvious plant! green is your colour.
A type of plant that is the leader of the local plant gang. Is usually a cactus or some other poky plant. Acts as a "representative" for their gang in all of the rumbles. You don't want to mess with them.
Damn boi, that plant representative is mighty fine.
A plastic mat with one smooth side and the other covered with points. Most often mistaken for tree trunk protectors.
Oh, ok. Don't worry. Next time I'll get you with the plant wrap.--Igor
A more active-sounding version of the ever-popular 'face plant'. Best used in the past tense.
"Whoa did you see that? I totally almost planted face back there."
A murderous plant of murder-ation
Oh no dont touch that its a MMUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRDEEEEEEEEEEER PLANTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
dont touch Murder Plants or you will go to the infinite abyss
New Mcdonalds Happy Meal. An “adult” happy meal, but I don’t see anything bad Characters are Grimmace, Hamburgalar, Birdie, and Cactus Buddy. All with HORRIFYING four eyes.
Yoo… I went to Mcdonalds and ordered a Cactus Plant Flea Market!
Bro what the fuck are you talking about