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to warm up a hot pocket, cut 1 end off and fuck it
the fat lonely man made a twat pocket after his girlfriend dumped him.
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in texas hold'em, getting dealt two queens as your hand
My pocket pussies were such a good hand that I won the pot.
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A separate dimension where things mysteriously go when lost, they are trapped with the many pens and pencils among other things we do not speak of :)
Man 1: yo i guess my binder went to the pocket dimension cause it has disappeared.
Man 2: Aw man I'm sorry, but you won't get it back from the pocket dimension.
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A prisoners asshole, where he/she stores their weapons or drugs before entering prison
Yo gangsta, go squeeze out my meth out yo gangster pocket before your booty juice leaks in it
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pickpocketing
I member bein in high skool where niggaz used to run the freshman's pockets.
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There are threes types of pocket foxes:
1) the fox that only lived for 15 minutes in the 16th century, the insides of it's pockets are the strongest aphrodisiac on earth.
2) the one currently living is small, white, and has glowing blue eyes. It has pockets on it's sides. They have tons of fleas, but you will usually not notice because of the third type of pocket fox.
3) the hampster-shaped creatures that live inside of the second type of pocket foxes pockets. They are also called pocket foxes because people used to think that they were the offspring of the second type of pocket fox. In exchange for getting to live inside of the pocket fox's pockets it eats it's fleas, which also gets it an easy meal.
1) Mr. Burns was able to have sex after taking the pocket fox's aphrodisiac
2) The pocket fox is the coolest animal ever!
3) This pocket fox lives in the other pockets fox's pockets!
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