polish exit

To use a freeway exit without actually leaving the freeway; i.e., to get on the offramp and then back onto the freeway. Usually used to bypass portions of traffic jams.

I was late for work so I took a Polish exit past the accident.

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Polish Ratbite

The act of which someone eats out their lover's ass than procedes to bite that person anywhere on the body after doing so.

Ronald was making me so eroused until he decided to give me a Polish Ratbite.

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Spit and polish

Refers to oral sex, where in the act of a blow job the giver "spits" on the knob to help with lubrication. Because of this the knob end tends look shiny and "polished".
This style of blow job is seen in a lot of porn movies.

It is an extention of a guy asking for a "polish", meaning he like oral sex.

"My ex used to give a real good spit and polish"

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Polish Handkerchief

When you have to blow your nose but you don't have a handkerchief or tissue, so you blow your snot into your hand. Then you whip your hand to fling off the snot.

That nasty dude just did a Polish Handkerchief and then shook your hand.

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pickle polisher

Usually a plus sized lower class woman, that a group of men invited over to their man cave or garage to orally pleasure them one by one. For her services the guys pretend that they like the girl and ramble on about her great personality.

Jason: HEY SCOTTY!!! I called Heather she will be here in twenty minutes!!!
Scotty: Who's Heather?
Jason: That big ol' girl from the trailer park!
Scotty: OHHHHH the pickle polisher!! YAY! iam excited
Jason: She has a great personality!

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Polish backhand

while having sex with a polish girl, you keep slapping the back of her head while eating some frosted flakes.

(What happenes during a polish backhand)

Girl- oh jon, keep hitting me!

Jon- hold on, this cereals' good *hmmmmm moans while eating cereal*.

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Polish Immigrant

This is a Polish person which the English see as an immigrant.

Man: Oh look its one of those polish immigrants again!
Other man: Wait, yeah thats raf the one who came in on a boat
Man: There's a lot of them nowadays.
Other man: Yeah my dad lost his job because of it

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