Scene poser

Someone who dresses up scene, acts scene, and talks scene for the benefits of what other scene people get: sex, girls, attention, etc.

Symptoms of a scene poser:
- Talks about being scene
- keeps the same style for more than a couple of days
- Changes from a non-scene style to a scene style in less than a couple of days.
- Style matches a picture you saw on the internet EXACTLY
- Doesn't look scene, though they try to
- Does a hairflip more than twice in one minute
- Tries to make friends with other scene people
- Goes over the top with girl clothing, such as girl pants, girl shirts, girl hats, etc.
- Too pussy to get a piercing or two

There are much more symptoms that our brains can pick up that automatically tell us that he/she is a poser.

If you want to have the style for yourself, not because you want to fit in, or look awesome, but so it matches you, it will most likely work out.

Shelly: Is that a scene kid? OMG I WANT HIM.

Jake: No, he's a scene poser. He hasn't bothered to do anything with his hair in weeks, he has had the same piercing for a month, and he's acting like a fag. Clearly he wants the benefits of a scene person, but he doesn't want to maintain the style. What a shame.

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poser punk

Usually a person between the ages of 10 and 14, they listen to mtv pop punk bands and actually believe that to be real punk. In reality, these people are too mentally challenged to understand anything.

"Anyone who listens to sum41 is a poser punk"

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(poser)

One who will do anything to get into a party.

Wow omfg Olivia is the biggest (poser), she will do anything to get some action.

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emo poser

some one who becomes emo to fit in/be different/try to be an emo but they r not...........(not related but snaggle)

normal person-hey looser how many times did u cut today?
emo-shut the fuck up *raises arms showing fake cut marks*
normal person-hey fucker those arent real
emo-yes they are i hate my life!!!!
normal person-ur such an emo poser

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Poser Mobile

A group of azn guys who show up when you run out of pre-paid minutes.

Azn 1) Poser Mobile says you out of pre-paid minutes, homie!
Azn 2) Fees shorty! Fees!
Azn 3) Extra dollar a day, extra...BOOM!!! *lifts knuckle to show a fake ass diamond ring*
Black Guy) You guys are clowns man, I'm outta here.
Azn 1,2,& 3) *start to do a terrible azn rap.

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Be true, Poser!

Phrase: Often used by people when commenting to one such as a poser in a certain subcultures. See Scene

Highly ironic, posers are not true. Use sarcastically.

Catch phrase of Casey C.

Local show, girl spots random scene kid.
Scene kid: Oh I'm so bloody original..
Girl: Be true, poser!

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emo poser

1. Someone who tries their hardest to fit every emo stereotype just to be called emo. They pretend to like "emo" bands and styles because they think it makes them look cool.

2. A stuck up 12 year old that tries to act cool by copying emos.

3. A desperate guy who copies emo styles because they think they'll get all the girls.

emo poser: everyone look at me! i cut myself! i'm totally emo! i'm the most emo kid on the planet! Look how emo I dress.

person: uh.. sure...

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