Potato (🥔)

Any canadian with a slow mind and self confidence.

Alex is a real potato (🥔).

The Potato Theory

The potato theory continued...
This can be considered when you use the raw juices from cooked potatoes to transfer the mystical energies of the potato into the space time continuum. In short, the juices of the potato rips a hole in the fabric of space-time thus enabling stuff, such as time travel, faster than light travel, multiversal travel and dimensions which are larger than the space they occupy.

This concept was first mastered by the brilliant mind of Dr N Morgan, whom thought of the idea whilst in the lessons of Mr Mcginty. Accompanied by his brilliant collogue Dr R Lloyd , whilst making a potato go at warp speed.

Two prime examples of "The Potato Theory"
An example would be, if you get a potato and pour the juices of said cooked potato onto an object and threw it, the speed would increase expectationally until reaching warp speed, in essence you would have an object moving faster than light speed.

Another example would be to pour potato juices into the anus to provide a space which although occupies a small area ie the inside of the anus, it makes it larger in form, allowing you to hold bags of potatoes inside of your anus to carry more than your own load, so to speak. This was mastered by a Mr Mcginty whom places potatoes aswell as other scientific objects into his rectum for science.

potato juice

another word for vodka

potato juice and orange juice would make a delicious screwdriver.

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Mouse potato

the on-line generation's answer to the couch potato

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potato mic

Said when someones microphone has a lot of background noise/echo or is low quality in videogames.

(team1)p1: hey dude

(team1)p2: who's this?

(random) p3: HEY G%^&*YS W---HAT'S U^%&-----P?

(team1)p1: god this guys mic sucks

(team1)p2: yeah, he's got a potato mic , lets kill him

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potato directioner

The username of a directioner who asked a question to the cast of the movie Dunkirk, film in which Mr. Harry Styles makes a glorious appereance.

Interviewer: we have a question from potato directioner on twitter
The whole Dunkirk cast: *barely being able to hold their laugh*

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desert potato

When one takes his scrotum and places it above the waist band of his garment causing the skin to constrict around the testicles thus forming a desert potato.

Bill walked into kyle's room presenting the desert potato.

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