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A monsterous being, a diabolical beast that dominates the paint.
Eric Snow: Damn larry you see bron bron take flight?
Larry Hughes: I feel bad for the boul down low cause King James a straight up Punch Daddy!
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When a women is bouncing up and down on a man and the man is about nut, the women realizes this and draws back and punches him in the face, hard. The man is so surprised from this action that he loses the momentum of his orgasm and the women, just having bought some additional time, is now able to achieve a magnificent orgasm that she otherwise would have missed out on.
Wife - So I was riding my husband froggy style last night and noticed he was about nut and I wasn't even close yet.
Friend of wife - What did you do?
Wife - I froggy punched that 2 minute bastard.
Friend of wife - I bet that stopped him from getting off.
Wife - You're damn right it did. He says its works better at stopping him from nutting than thinking about his 2 old and overweight grandmothers scissoring together.
Friend of wife - Wow! I'm going to have to start froggy punching my husband too!
Wife - You totally should.
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when gettin down anal style punchin the spine of the girl you're with (not hard unless you're both into that shit) so her muscless contact for when you pop
i cant think of an everyday sentance when youd mention it
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To jab your middle finger in someones ass or vagina and then curl the finger and pull out fast.
after a long hard day at work I like to give my wife a good scorpion punch.
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The act of intentionally punching a pregnant female in the stomach, so as to cause miscarriage. Shouting the phrase "Falcon PUNCH!" is optional.
Man A: "Oh man, I got this chick pregnant..."
Man B: "How about I do you a favor and give her the ol' Falcon Punch?"
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Exactly what it sounds like. A very hard punch to the buttocks. An excellent retort when you've been farted on. If done fast enough the sounds of the fart should speed up or change pitch.
bob thought he was being funny when he stuck his ass over my shoulder and farted he stopped laughing when I butt punched him.
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