Riding Shirt

A gentleman's shirt, typically his most expensive and alluring, which is saved for occasions when he so wishes to maximise his chances of partaking of sexual intercourse with a woman.

Me: "Hey Dave, think you might score tonight?"

Dave: "Definitely. I do have my riding shirt on in all fairness, I'm guaranteed to hook up"

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Ride or Die

'Til death do us part, but with Gangsta' stuff, ya know?

Geoffrey the Girrafe: Man that girl is a ride or die.
Tyler: How so?
Geoffrey: She never grew up, even after we closed

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Balloon Ride

To have sex while wearing a condom.

I picked this broad up at a bar, took her home and gave her a Balloon Ride..

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RIDING SPARTAN

When two guys ride together on one motorcycle.

Jack: Hey, my motorcycle has a flat, can you give me a ride on yours to the service station?

John: No way dude. I don't want anyone seeing us riding spartan!

Jack: You're right, it is a pretty small town.

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ride bag

Dublin term. Generally an incredibly good looking person worthy of a good ride.

Wee Jen is an absolute ride bag.

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get the ride

Getting a shag, or having sex.

I'm DYING to get the ride tonight.

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to ride the dankasaurus

to smoke weed. note the "dank" prefix

i like to ride the dankasaurus every chance i get

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