rooting powder

One of many creative names for cocaine, equal parts Australian vernacular and plant cultivation humor.

Hey mate, you got any (sequentially; two sharp whistles, two back of the front teeth, tip of the tongue clicks, and two dual eyebrow raises) Charlie?

Come again?

Got any booger sugar?

Pardon moi?

Snow White?

Excuse me?

Rooting Powder?

Oh yes, right, cocaine. No worries.

The Root of all Evil

25.806975801...

"Hey ma, do you know what the root of all evil is?" "Yeah, its 25.806975801..."

root beer candy

the most underrated fucking thing ever

fuck edibles this root beer candy is the shit man

square root of my right nipple

Used in a way of saying it's impossible.

Tod said he can eat 10 whole pizza at once! That's like the square root of my right nipple!

Root Salad

An orgy consisting of using thousands islands dressing as lube.

Hey Bob, I’m getting the thousand islands dressing for the Root Salad tonight.

Community Roots Academy

Community Roots Academy is a large public school. In World War One, Two and Three It was used as an Air Force Base. Most people that attend this K-8 school are either Nazis or Germans. A lot of people come to this school to see what it was like in WWIII. On average, this school gets bombed about 30 times a year. But the amazing part is that only 3532 people have died from the bombings! All of the teachers at Community Roots Academy tried to get into art school but failed. Most teachers work for the German Government now. If you want to send your child here, send them with an M16 and an Assault Rifle. An acronym is most commonly used to refer to the schools name. The acronym is CRA.

"Im gonna go to Community Roots Academy"
-No one ever

Root and Branch

Meaning to review or stop something from happening

Sevco Huns are going to complete a Root and Branch review on Monday