The Root of all Evil

25.806975801...

"Hey ma, do you know what the root of all evil is?" "Yeah, its 25.806975801..."

Rooted

The experience of drinking enough kava (drink made from the roots of the South Pacific kava plant) to feel strong relaxation and sedative effects for an extended period of time.

- "Hey, man... want to drink another kava?"

- "Nah, dude. I'm already pretty rooted. Think I'll sit this one out well, if you insist I guess I can have one more."

root beer candy

the most underrated fucking thing ever

fuck edibles this root beer candy is the shit man

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hate-root

Hope or support for the failure of (a person or group in a contest/trial or undertaking a challenge).

“I was watching GBBO and hate-rooting for him because he reminds me of my shitty ex-coworker.”

“I will always hate-root for Ted Cruz”

North Korean Root Canal

You kick someone in the shin and when they inevitably bend over to grab their leg you shove your dick in their mouth.

Wendy wouldn't give me a BJ so I surprised that bitch with a North Korean Root Canal.

rooting powder

One of many creative names for cocaine, equal parts Australian vernacular and plant cultivation humor.

Hey mate, you got any (sequentially; two sharp whistles, two back of the front teeth, tip of the tongue clicks, and two dual eyebrow raises) Charlie?

Come again?

Got any booger sugar?

Pardon moi?

Snow White?

Excuse me?

Rooting Powder?

Oh yes, right, cocaine. No worries.