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When you're eating out a bitch and simultaneously fingering the chocolate starfish.
Yo you know that chick I met at the bar last night? I gave her the old rug-munching stink finger.
Like a vaginal “carpet” but around the butt-hole
I went to eat her ass and she hadn’t waxed, got me a face full of rim rug.
Someone who likes to do vaginal fisting
After giving natural birth to twins, Jenny's husband became a regular rug puncher
-Lesbian
-Dyke
Sarah is such a rug docter! she needs Jesus!
a person who is way too kind and forgiving to anyone around them, usually saying sorry every few minutes and letting people step all over them (aka insult them and agreeing)
"you're such a human rug"
"sorry"
"DON'T SAY SORRY!"
"SORRY!!"
(a) Friction burn from sliding or rubbing against an abrasive material, particularly carpet or rug.
A similar term, 'road rash', is used for similar burns stemming from sliding against asphalt, eg. crashing a motorcycle or falling off a bike at speed.
Despite the soft carpet dampening Johnny's fall, he still got some nasty rug rash from that fall.
Banana rug is a spiritual device to find out who lives in your walls
GOLLY GOODNESS ME! I NEED TO USE MY BANANA RUG TO FIND OUT WHO IN MY WALLS
OH LOOK I FOUND IT
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