Sad Story

*Can only be countered by 'Nuetral Story, ODST'*

Used when someone wants to be extra annoying. After everything someone say about their day, you chime in with a "Sad Story" to convey your true feelings. "Sad Story, Friend" can be used when you and another are being annoying together and irritating the world around you.

Friend #2: ...but I couldn't go poop. And I tried so hard.

Friend #1: Aw, that's a Sad Story, Friend.

Friend #2: Isn't it, Friend? Sad Story!!

Innocent Bystander: Geh *dead*

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Sad 😞

I'm sad 😞😞😞

Emily: sad 😞

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Sad Corner

A corner of your house/a bar/ pool table/ etc... where if you become offended or displeased you go to sit to display you are not pleased a.k.a sad, after officially announcing you are going to the Sad Corner!

My hair's ugly?! That's it! I'm in the sad corner now!

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Sad Lincoln

When a guy shoots a load to the back of your head in a theater.

I was watching the movie Zola in theaters; durring the montage of dicks a guy gave me a sad Lincoln.

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sad mushroom

a shriveled flaccid penis

girl, mike talk a big talk, but when I got him back to my room all he had was a sad mushroom!

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sad virgin

cat

"Cat watches from the deep dark depths of virginity, because she's a sad virgin."

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I'm sad

It'll be okay. You are loved.

:D

"I'm sad."

"It'll be okay, bud. Things can get tough, but just know that you'll get through this. Stay strong!"

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