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*Can only be countered by 'Nuetral Story, ODST'*
Used when someone wants to be extra annoying. After everything someone say about their day, you chime in with a "Sad Story" to convey your true feelings. "Sad Story, Friend" can be used when you and another are being annoying together and irritating the world around you.
Friend #2: ...but I couldn't go poop. And I tried so hard.
Friend #1: Aw, that's a Sad Story, Friend.
Friend #2: Isn't it, Friend? Sad Story!!
Innocent Bystander: Geh *dead*
When a guy shoots a load to the back of your head in a theater.
I was watching the movie Zola in theaters; durring the montage of dicks a guy gave me a sad Lincoln.
It'll be okay. You are loved.
:D
"I'm sad."
"It'll be okay, bud. Things can get tough, but just know that you'll get through this. Stay strong!"
The most depressed fish that can ever exist. Its diet consists on Shak-zabs and Shakiballs. This bad boi can fit alot of gay in it. When you eat it, you have a slight chance of contracting the big gey. This certain type of salmon can fly out of the water by shitting itself.
A corner of your house/a bar/ pool table/ etc... where if you become offended or displeased you go to sit to display you are not pleased a.k.a sad, after officially announcing you are going to the Sad Corner!
My hair's ugly?! That's it! I'm in the sad corner now!
The result when criticizing someone's work where you take it, rip it up into pieces, and then throw those pieces into the air.
That meeting went horrible, my boss threw sad confetti at me.