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when you meet a sam, know that
a. she is either a little bit curvy and is super nice. she will always make you laugh or support you.
or b. a little skimpy blonde bitch who thinks doing a handstand is a personality trait. she WILL betray you.
person one: hey dude i’m dating this new girl, her name is samantha aka sam. she is blonde.
person two: dude, does she think cheer is a sport?
person one: yeah. she is always doing handstands for me.
person two: drop that snake.
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Usually a name for a person that is a walking Goddess. Gorgeous to the maximum, fun to talk to, easy to befriend with a sexy booty. Often pulls off the innocent act but she gets around.
A sexy female who if you are not currently dating you should get with. Samantha Julia Barbosa's are women of beauty and booty and usually a gorgeous blonde. They are all you wish you had and the best choice for a girl friend. (unless you know a SJB who is a man)
Samantha's are the best in bed. Get to know your Samantha because studies show many grow up to be nude models just out of the blue.
A kind,awesome young woman, who is friendly to everyone.She is a very outgoing person and she cares about her friends and family.
A gorgeous girl that is just herself all the time. Doesn't try to impress anyone, and hates when people try to impress her. Not a snob & not a jealous person. Ever. Mess with her, you'll have other people to deal with. She's the type of person people can trust and be very close to.
A girl who is not a skank, but is very attractive and lovable, She has an adorable face too.
A beautiful, amazing, funny, sweet, and happy individual. She is the most amazing person in all of the land. She is the main reason for living. Anyone who doesn't love her is a complete fool. I love her with all of my heart and you should too. :D
That Samantha Julia Barbosa is just a DREAM!
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A girl who likes to microwave penises and murder people with them
Did u murder someone with a microwaved penis again?
Yes mom
Ok sam samuel samantha sampson
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She’s such a pesticide. Everything about her is so unnerving and perpendicularly. She’s a straight forward girl with many friends. But one of them is so problematic and causes all her life problems. He hates all her friends. She’s a very inspiring little girl with much on her mind, even though she rarely speaks it. Poor girl...
Samantha Grace Lanchaster Damelio Dwyer is the absolute worst ! Today, she ate my cheese sandwich.
Used when someone is surprised or angry
1.) Gas prices went down 50 cents? Well, tickle my anus and call me Samantha!
2.) THAT BITCH SHARKEESHA TRIED TO STEAL MY MAN?! TICKLE MY ANUS AND CALL ME SAMANTHA, CUZ IMMA KILL A BITCH!
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A nice friend, that you can easily talk too and has a great sense of humour. She stays quiet until you get to know her. Once you get to know her you'll easily fall in love. She puts up with whatever you do and helps you keep on track. She is an amazing athlete and great at school work. She loves hockey and will support you no matter what
Jeez, I really like that Samantha G.
A professional cuddler from Portland, Oregon and owner of cuddle up to me; a retail cuddling business located in Portland.
I'm going to have a cuddle session with Samantha Hess on the 26th of the month. I can't wait!