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A sharting spider is a particularly heinous sub-specie of the "Barking Spider" in that it's defense method is not just a warning signal and fowl smell, but also warns potential pretadors with a deposit of substance known by naturalists as 'beware brown'. They are particularly fond of burroing in 'tighty whiteys'.
subject 1: (Notices subject 2's dirty underwear on the floor) "Woah! Either you never learned to wipe your ass or you were born without a sphincter!"
Subject 2: "What?....No...I'm dealing with an infestation of Sharting Spiders. That wasn't me!"
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Donkey shart is when you shart in a public place and you have to haul ass out of there.
(Usualy you go home to change clothes and take a shower.)
Bob: Ted totally donkey sharted last night at beths house.
Timmy: Yeah i saw him come out of the shower when i came home after the party.
Beth: I was wondering why he ran out so fast.
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The act of blasting music in a short amount of time.
Person: *Turns up music really loud with headphones*
Person 2: Mom! Jade is being a shart blaster!
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The trifecta of laughter: giggling, farting and having a little bit of poop coming out.
Dave laughed so hard at Rob's Cards Against Humanity card that he giggle sharted while his parents were in the room. MOST EMBARASSING
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A young police officer , often named Jeremy
You shart cock!
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Knowing that a baby's diaper only has a small poop in it, that there will be more.
Usage: "I won't change your diaper yet, because I don't want to jump the shart."
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Ocurrs when someone tries to fart but shit themselves instead.
Oh my god. I got a sharting asshole at the party last night.
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