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When your in the shower and you think your singing good but you actually sound like a dying whale.
"I was singing in the shower this morning!"
"Do you guys ever sing in the shower?"
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when your water in the shower goes cold,due to some one else using another tap in your house, which in turn effects your water.
john: i hate it when my mum does the dishes while im having a shower and my water goes cold. friend:dude you were totally shower fucked haha.
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for a female to masturbate in the shower, using the shower head's spraying water as a stimulant to the genitals and other erogenous zones.
"LIKE OMG, SHOWER RIDES ARE THE BEST!"
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Two friends of the opposite sex who shower together to save water and spend quality time together.
A fun activity for two friends to engage in together when there's nothing else to do.
Guy; I'll pick you up at 7:00 I need to shower.
Girl; Well, I need to shower too, lets save water and Friend shower.
Guy; I'm bored, what should we do?
Girl; Lets Friend Shower!!
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When a person (male or female) claims to take a shower, but really drops a duece then showers to cover up the stench of the nasty shize they just dropped. This will hide the fact that you are taking a duece.
I was at my girlfriend's house (who lives with 3 other females), and had to drop a duece. Instead of facing the embarrasment of violating her bathroom with my stool, I went with the 'ol shize and shower move.
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When one doesn't take a shower, but drenches themselves in cologne instead.
I didn't have time for a shower today, so i grabbed my Axe and took a Mexican shower.
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Putting on some deodorant when you are starting to stink, i.e. after a gym session or other physical activity that makes you sweat.
Mike: Dude, you smell like ass.
Jake: No worries dude, I'll just pull a Cowboy Shower till I get home.
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