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1. A condom, specifically one that has already been used and therefore contains semen.
2. A very promiscuous woman; a slut.
She didn't have a trash can, so I just tossed the skeet bag under her bed. I hope her mom doesn't find it.
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A guy who loves to ejaculate/cum on people or things.
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noun
1 an unfortunate situation, occurrence, or event that does not go as planned
2 a descriptor for a cheap and disastrous event that can be laughed at
"Sorry, the ice cream machine is broken tonight."
"What a fucking skeet job!"
"My entire night was a giant skeet job; we got caught saran wrapping that bitch's car and had to hide from the cops in the bushes."
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When you use the sheets that the hotel supplies you with. They're clean but at some point they were used and had skeet stains, you then wrap yourself in a burrito or sleeping bag form, thus you are the skeet burrito.
When you forget your pillow and blanket and use the ones from the hotel.
John's got himself all wrapped up and cozy in that skeet burrito.
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An area in which there is a massive amount of skeet.
"There is no way that I am going to touch Amanda's blankets. That shit is skeet city!"
"It's just me and my pink stuffed monkey. I'm about to turn this place into skeet city."
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When one engages in sexual activities and exits their hook-up/booty-call's residence promptly after blowing their load.
Guy 1: Dude, did you hear what Rob did?
Guy 2: Yeah man, he gave that girl the skeet and run after busting on her blinds!
Guy 1: What a baller!
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a female of poor facial quality who is used for sexual pleasure ; more than likely thinks she looks good...see tipdrill
man i got this nice lil skeet bucket who can really s**k a D**k
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