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Sleep wall • noun • that feeling you get when you feel like you're going to fall asleep but then it passes and you're fine. Often afflicts those with PopTart deficiencies. Those who do not suffer from sleep walls are known to be excellent spellers. Causes include watching too much Dexter and Breaking Bad. Tennis players are at high risk.
"Dude, you hit a sleep wall. You should eat some PopTarts and stop watching so much Dexter..."
"I do not have sleep walls, because I am good at anagrams and can define the word 'retrogress'."
When you have nothing really important to do, so you temporarily shut down your brain and daydream, a bit like a computer.
Brian: What's wrong?
Zach: Ugh, Will was totally in sleep mode during my presentation. IT WAS IMPORTANT!
Brian: LOL.
Zach: Shut up, you dick.
A state of power when a computer saves memory of the applications open into RAM. When the computer is awake, the applications will reappear from the RAM unless a wake failure occurs.
Tech Support: Please state your problem.
Person: I put my computer in sleep mode and it wont turn back on!
Tech Support: There must've been a sleep-wake failure. Please restart the computer.
A gay man/woman that wishes they could get with a straight man/woman so much, that they begin to see images of that person in their rooms at night, hoping for sexual advancements. Typically occurs before falling asleep or after waking up.
I wish I could get with bob so much that I had another episode of sleep fagalysis last night.
1. The sensation, after having just awoken, of having incredibly weak grip
I was fighting my girlfriend for the covers, but I couldn't hold on because of my sleep gripnea, and she won.
A day where you can sleep without fearing to not wake up for school. It's a great day cause no stress or multiple alarms.
Jason: "Tomorrow's Saturday so it's a safe sleep day."
Alan: "WOOH YEAH BABY!"
Random: "What's a safe sleep day?"
Jason & Alan: "How the hell do you not know."
Netflix and Chill for married couples, see also married netflix and chill
H: Do you want to netflix and chill in bed?
W: I want to netflix and sleep, dear husband.