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When a group of three or more people get together on a sunday for an messy sexual experience. First everyone takes excessive amounts of laxatives then waits for the laxatives to work and everyone then takes turns having anal sex with each other and switching partners while the diarhea explodes out everywhere.
Jack: "Hey Will, are you coming over for slippery shooting sunday"
Will: "no man i had too help clean off your couch last week and i couldnt take a normal poop for four days"
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When you are going ham on your best mate josh's sister and your dick slips out and pokes her dog in its eye and proceed to cum on the TV.
Hey I gave your sister a slippery Logan yesterday
This is a sexual position which can only be performed in an ice-rink.
The female sits with her legs apart on the ice whilst the male runs and slides along the ice on his knees and enters his partner.
Male:
"There's an ice rink opening tonight in our town, do you want to go down late and attempt the slippery penguin?"
Female:
"Why not? YOLO!"
When you have a star switch that won’t cooperate you give it a slippery shingle which is the star equivalent of a wedgie.
This star switch is such a jerk I’m totally giving it a slippery shingle.
When you are sauced.
Words slip. You slip. Your drink slips. You are slippery.
Damn bro, brendan is lookin hella slippery right now.
starting to feel tipsy, when everything starts to blend together or look slippery.
This marg has me feeling slippery, not gonna lie.
Sorry if I wasn't listening, we're all kind of slippery.