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Quiet sneaky

Using your hand like a sock puppet without a sock and sneakily inserting it into an unsuspecting lovers butthole/vagina

Sharon loves a good quiet sneaky when she's drunk

Bro I'm really craving a quiet sneaky right now

by Quiet_sneaky April 6, 2016


sneaky booty

When the kids are awake so mom and dad gotta get busy in the laundry room .

Yesterday I gave my son my iPad so me and his mom could slip into the laundry room for some sneaky booty .

by G-man dad ... October 29, 2019


sneaky selfie

When you get someone (friend, sibling, child, pet, etc.) to pose in a picture with you so that it does not appear to be a "selfie". But, the purpose is still to take a photo of yourself for social media.

"Look at John. Posted another pic of him and his dog. He's a sneaky selfie addict!"

"Little Jonny..come here and get next your Mommy so I can take a picture of myself for Facebook." Mommy is taking a sneaky selfie.

by TheWrench January 5, 2014


Sneaky Squeaker

A quiet but high pitched fart that can be used to surprise enemies.

George let off a mean sneaky squeaker that smelt rancid.

by Smeg Smeller May 3, 2019


sneaky shag

When someone sneaks away for a social gathering to engage in coitus

Person 1: Where's Alex?
Person 2: He went off for a sneaky shag with Karen.

by Where did I leave my tardis September 21, 2015


the sneaky juan

1)Blindfolding and restraining your sexual partner then leaving the room indefinitely.

I wanted to play RDR2, but she wanted to get freaky. I had to give her the sneaky Juan.

by Dòn Kiebals April 12, 2019


Sneaky sausage

your friend has just bought a big bag of sausages (16 or 18 pack) and you start to get hungry and you look around but you have you eyes fixed on the sausages and you think to you self one couldnt hurt and you have a sneaky sausage.

Friend: these are for the BBQ dont eat them
rory: sure no prob man im cool like that
Friend: ok i trust you

'friend goes out'

rory: hmmmm im hungry im cool like that, what is there?!? oh my sausages mybe i will just have one sneaky sausage. this leads onto a crafty wank.

by Craftywanker123321 May 30, 2009

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