Someone who fakes sick to get out of things, especially for the purpose of having sex.
Sort of like "boo, you whore" from mean girls
"Nah shes not at school today shes sick apparently"
"Girl she is a sneeze n squeezer and you know it"
an expression used when describing a friend who has taken it too far at the sesh
"oi! check out lily she's passed out, full sneezed it".
When someone practicing boofing a substance accidentally sneezes and ejects said substance out of their anus.
I was trying to boof but it ended up as a gorilla sneeze
The act in which a man ejaculates into his/her nose and he/she has a choice as to whether they will "snort or sneeze."
Bella-"he came in my nose but i didn't know whether to snort or sneeze"
Aleks- "I WOULD HAVE SNORTED!!"
A squeaky muffled sneeze developed by your most seasoned dippers to avoid a nose full of burning wintergreen
Mike: *squeak*
Tbls: "What a bitch sneeze"
Mike: "fuck off that was a dip sneeze"
The phenomenon of feeling like you’re about to sneeze, and then, you do not sneeze.
I thought I had to sneeze, and then didn’t. I even looked at a bright light and it didn’t happen. I got sneeze impotence.