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A sports term used when the coach is related to a sponsor of the team. Can also be other sports, i.e. baseball-in-law, football-in-law, and many more. The most famous Soccer-in-Law is Midge Middleton whose mother-in-law, Beatrice, sometimes coaches soccer. If you want sports action that is truly raw cheer for your favorite Soccer-in-Law!
Beatrice: Oh no, another soccer game! We need some serious stuff here.
Midge: I know, I'm a Soccer-in-Law! The kids need ice cream and things like that.
Beatrice: Okay, why don't you take me by the clubhouse at 9:00 and pick up the soccer things and then run by Coach K's and get some Coach K Chicken. I have to be at the field at 10:00 for pre-game stretches. And then we can go back at 11:00 for ice cream.
Midge: Sure! but all that would be rough on me. I'll probably need some of those warm up stretches myself. (She starts stretching herself)
Beatrice: There you go! That's what we're talking about. A little pre-game workout never hurts. You may be my daughter-in-law, but you're also a Soccer-in-Law. I'll see you later. (she blows the coach's whistle) Hey kids, move it!
Midge: (walks off the field) My mother-in-law's a great coach. And I'm the best Soccer-in-Law there is! Soccer-in-Laws are sweet@
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Someone who carries the parenting load as an equal partner in a marriage through fulfilling kids’ soccer/sports chauffeuring duties that are typically/traditionally thought of as a maternal responsibility. He has no shame in doing what it takes to support his bad ass wife and cherishes the extra time he gets with his kid(s) as a result of his parenting responsibilities. He knows being present and supporting his children through ups and downs will benefit them way beyond the game.
Marie's coach admired how Marie's soccer dad intently observed their game from the sidelines so that he could talk through performance outcomes and improvement strategies during their 1:1 drive home together.
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A so called Male (Females are alright) who thinks they are masculine enough to play a sport but still too scared to play a real sport, so known as a soccer fag.
Apart from Being sooks in the field their sooks and shit blokes off it, from having Lemon and Herb at Nandos to tuning your ex within days they are all kind of shit Blokes.
Loo over there, he’s with my Ex what a fag, i bet he’s a soccer fag
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Similar to soccer moms, only they have lesbian haircuts
After having children, Soccer Lillies simply stop worrying about their appearance.
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Playing soccer while showing off your swag. Pants down. Ass up. Gotta be playing soccer well ya hear? Swag soccer is the best sport in the world.
Just make sure you got that swag turned up to the highest level.
Lana and Noah played swag soccer last Friday. They won. Everyone was impressed by their level of swagger.
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Engaging in sexual intercoarse with a women weighing more or equal to 200 pounds.
Im in the mood to play some hog soccer, lets go to McDonalds.
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the best sport in the world! better than hockey, football(NFL), and any other sport u can think of.
Jepordy host: For 300 dollars, and a chance to move into the Finals, what is the best sport in the world?
Bob: What is soccer?
Jepordy host: Well done! Congradulations!
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