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Slang term for a condom. Especially one that is meant to provide better protection using the latest advancements in medical technology. And of course this has nothing to do with the protective gear that astronauts wear while walking and performing tasks in space.
Doctor: Okay now Ron, I am going to have you volunteer you to try out the experimental Adonis 9000 Smart Condom. Created using the latest advancements in nanotechnology, the Adonis 9000 has built in nanofibers and nanowiring that are intended to actually provide more pleasure while offering more protection. It's also supposed to feel like a real skin penis and it also supposed to work like an extra foreskin.
Ron Jeremy: Umm, alright sure Doc I'll be happy to try it out. *feminine moaning in the background* Honey, just relax! I know how horny you are, but just hang on to your cheeseburger(vagina) while I put this space suit on!
Doctor: Thank you Ron! But remember to take it off before ejaculating!
Ron Jeremy: I will, Doc.
*moments later, Ron and his female sex partner have finished doing their thing and Ron goes back to the doctor to tell him the results*
Ron Jeremy: (holding up his experimental condom)Holy shit this baby does work! My orgasms and her orgasms are much more intense!
Doctor: I am proud of you Ron! And my invention!
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Any type of musical chord that gives an ominous, yet grand sound to audibly describe the vastness or wonders of space. Many examples can be found in common Sci-Fi films, usually during scenes of open, empty space. Space chords can also be created accidentally or be unintended in a situation.
John: Can you help me with these chord progressions on my keyboard?
Ben: Wow dude, that last chord you made sounded like a space chord.
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The piece of shit that comes out after you giving someone a Colorado Crater.
After I pulled out, that piece shit almost got me. Like a space slug after the millenium falcon!
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the use of a womens frozen faeces as a dildo
mate, lets get that women to partake in some space dogging while we jack off
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Yeah 'cause she spent the day space blasting.
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A very powerful 3D animation maker. But it's fucking hard to use it, because the iconds are scattered, it has thousands of bugs and freezes a lot of times.
Did you made that animation of a llama sucking a lemon out of a computer in True Space?
Hell no. That program sucks.
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