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An Asian spaghetti sandwich is when you take a shit in a girl's hair and shove her hair up your butt. If done correctly, it should resemble spaghetti with meat sauce on a bun.
Wanda: Hey Kerry! I'm hungry. Let's eat.
Kerry: How about an Asian Spaghetti Sandwich?
Wanda: No thanks. I didn't plan on washing my hair today.
"You seem tense. Why don't you go cut your spaghetti then come back"
When an individual believes their knowledge of "heady" subjects is unsurpassed, but in reality they are just putting up a front. Usually become very defensive when called out, and generally lose ensuing argument, though they usually don't realize it. Not a term of endearment.
The tool with all the hemp is trying to come off as a drug guru, but they are really uber heady spaghetti.
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A woman has an anal prolapse and indulges in doggy style sex. The sound of her entrails hitting your bullocks is known as a spaghetti flip-flop.
I slept with this bird last night; her colon was hanging out of her arse so I partook in a spaghetti flip-flop.
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A Purple Spaghetti Story is an overly long, meandering joke told as if it were a short story (sometimes about a real person - to make it seem real) usually about purple Spaghetti and ending with an unrelated lesson learned. They are often also called, or similar to, a Shaggy Dog Story.
During dinner, Uncle Richard told his nephews Zack and Aaron his famous Purple Spaghetti Story about his son Jeremy being sent to the principals office because he was passing notes in math class. Of course when the principal asked, Jeremy said he was just writing about Purple Spaghetti. By the time Richard finally reached the unrelated punch line ("look both ways before crossing the street") the boys had fallen asleep.
Pubic hair which have become coated with thick layers of fecal matter, dead skin, and smegma, likely caused by any combination of poor hygiene, warm weather, Taco Belll, or inadequate undercarriage ventilation.
I was gonna go down on this one hippie chick, but once I caught sight of those ghastly Cincinnati Spaghetti Strings, I kicked her ass out of the van and drove off.
Bitch, I would rather fuck a crudely-made hole in an empty soda can than go near your Cincinnati Spaghetti Strings!
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God, Jesus and everything. The flying spaghetti monster is the most powerful being in the universe. If you pray to the flying spaghetti monster and do the secret swag dance, you will get rich, popular and sexy hair within seconds.
Retard 1: The flying spaghetti monster is hot.
Retard 2: No.
Retard 1: YOU MUST BE BURNED ALIVE ON THE HOLY BANANA STEAK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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