When someone's got that absolute swang in them and you CAN'T resist their fat spunky monkey
Gerald: "That girls got one MASSIVE Gunkle Spunk!"
Herold: "What the fuck?"
During the sesh someone spills the beer/bong/shottie bottle. That person has 'spunked the bottle'
John tried to catch the open beer can but it spilled on the floor. He had spunk the bottle
The dweeb that hangs around when his mom makes him get off the nintendo and out of the house. Usually awkwardly to them self and puts a damper on the atmosphere in general. Commonly known to fuck bagels in-between online matches
Oh no! My mom is making me hang out with that Spunk Fucker from down the street again!
Arsenal were in great form to win the premier league this year until they Spunked it.
When a dog blows it’s green load all over a McDonald’s chicken nugget and makes his owner it it.
My dog gave me the Bulgarian spunk nugget last night.
Jason Hyrniuk. A guy that circles young men awaiting the chance to eat their spunk. (Semen)
Man what’s with jason Hyrniuk being such a spunk buzzard today.
A white coloured lubricant. Used by car mechanics to fit tyres to rims.
Any residue left by a grease monkey on your car/truck after servicing.
After collecting my car from the garage . There was monkey spunk on the steering wheel . After touching the wheel . i touched my face . Now I have monkey spunk on my face