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when a woman pinches her butt cheeks together and squats on top of a man to increase sexual stimulation.
" I was hoping for felatio but instead she gave me the old pinch n' squat"
"The old pinch n' squat, works every time!"
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It's a day where you post a snap video of yourself doing squats at your story on snapchat!
Random dude on snapchat: Wtf did you post on ur story?
Girl: it's national post urself doing squats on snapchat day!
Random dude: Oohhh, hold on..
Something to say when you are overwhelmed with what has happened. It's also funny to visualize it.
Ian: I just saw that Jesus is truly here! It is insane! He has performed multiple miracles, ended all wars, and he actually seems to be in favor of racism.
Sean: Well, dip my balls in cream and squat me in a kitchen full of kittens!
When a naked girl sits onto a pie in cow girl position
"I'll show you how I squat cobble"
The act of being a squatteron a Yaught
Come on over to my new home. I'm a yaught squatter in Newport Beach!
There is only one. And he’s one of the baddest mfs alive. No mom is safe cause he bangs them all, can easily kill a herd of Buffalo with only his mind. It’s rumored that he’s the real reason the Japanese surrendered. Not the atomic bomb. Loves to share his pot but will kill you for your pocket change after. Made Chuck Norris cry. I once seen him get hit by a car.. the car died.. known to kiss Tylers and clap Connors. He knows exactly what the worse thing Robert has ever done and will tell the world at his funeral cause there’s nothing you can do about it pussy. Runs faster than your average horse without sweat and has trained himself to hold his breath for 6 days straight underwater so can finger bang lonely dolphins in their head holes. Screaming his name will give extreme self satisfaction. He didn’t ask to be the best but someone had to be and I would say god chose squat but squat IS god. When squat dies and is put to rest Jesus will come back and the great simulation will stop and life itself will end before our very eyes. Above average size Jim dog.
SQUAAAAAAAT!!
Squat Hastings just banged my mom
And she liked it!
The coolest shit you have ever seen, dude straight up does a squat then does a backflip followed by a moonwalk and a shot
Holy shit, Fred is about to do a backwards jump-squat, this is going to be fucking hilarious when he messes up!