Short Stack

3 wankers from Australia who decided (without a sane person's opinion) that they were 'freakin' hawt' and tried to learn an instrument-failed miserably-and decided that because they (almost) aced "Smoke On The Water" that they could form a super hawt boy band, so they did. They gained a lot of friends (on Myspace) and then played some gigs locally. They were mega chuffed when they realised they actually had fans! OMG, like 4 of them. Four fucking scene kids. It's just so ironic that they happened to be 4 years old and weighed 444kg, SEXY! Anyway, it was this that made them decide that they were on the path to ultimate stardom! So, they spiked up their shit hair, put their gay face on, banged a few kiddie groupies and finally busted out a few tunes-which were shit. In the Summer of 2010, the lead vocalist, Shaun Diviney, tradgically (not) died. It seems as though he busted out too many shitty tunes, which busted his balls and he grew a vagina. Cause of death: homoness.

*popping sound*
"Omg, what is that sound? It sounds like someones growing a vagina!"
"Shaun Diviney's growing a vagina..."
"Really? I thought she already had one."
"RIP Short Stack."
"Really Incredibly Pathetic."

Oyeeeeah! ^,^

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nappy stack

a woman's pubic hair

True dat i am a playa in fact, i dig my chick from the back but never eat the nappy stack

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Big Stack

1) n. A large stack of chips in table games such as poker.

2) V. To show someone up or one up that person. Assert dominance.

1) He was bluffing every hand because his Big stack was double the next closest.

2) I just bought a new Lexus to show off when I was big stacked by the jackelope parking his Ferrari next to me

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burb-stack

Synonymous with urbania. The blending of suburb and urban.

Bloomfield, NJ and Rockville Center, LI are both considered to be a burb-stack.

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stacking boxes

Stacking boxes is the female alternative to crossing swords; when two girls who are friends have smashed the same dude.

This is generally looked down upon for preserving a friendship. Girlfriends should never stack boxes.

"You should smash that fine dude!" - L

"No way! You did, I don't want to be stacking boxes with you" -A

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fart stack

A tower of farts, like piled pancakes or smokestacks. Moreover, someone who's noxious, unbearable, and downright disgusting.

"Your mom is a fart stack."

"Ugh, I laid the most rancid fart stack earlier."

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Deer Stacking

Placing a holiday deer decoration on top of another so that it appears that they are having sex.

"Hey do you guys want to go deer stacking tonight?"

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