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When a one night stand turns into six months of "hanging out", but not really dating. Could be a 1,2,3 month stand, also.
"You've been dating him for quite some time now!"
"Nahhh, we aren't really dating, it's more of six month stand that we've just prolonged from that street fest."
The Coaster where you stand up while to are on a coaster. However this ride WAS MADE BY SATAN HIMSELF. IF YOU RIDE THIS YOU HAVE A 94% CHANCE OF VOMITING AFTER YOU RIDE THIS. YOU NEED TO RUN AWAY FROM THIS ASAP
Guest 11037 said Stand-Up Coaster was terrible!
A school in which the primary lesson is the stand up.
Teacher: "Welcome to standing up school"
Student: *falls flat on face*
Teacher: "Aaand you failed"
A party trick: fill an extra large condom full of urine and freeze it into a slushy like substance. Smash it over the heads of your friends until it bursts.
Mitch just got smashed by a Minnesota Lemonade Stand
It is a urinal. Not found in Womens washrooms.
The stand-up pisser has shit on it.
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sex, sucking of the dick, y'know..
WTH DREAM AND GEORGE ARE STANDING ON A CRAFTING TABEL
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Striking up a flight long conversation with a person on an airplane while never knowing / asking their name. Relationship ends after you get the luggage from the overhead compartment.
That old lady wouldn't shut the hell up. To make her feel better, I gave her a one flight stand.
I cant believe that I used my drink tickets on that one flight stand.
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