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When you've been at it with your girl and you hit the 15 minute mark, and you're just tired as fuck and your thrusts begin to diminish to the distance of a baby step.
Josh: I.. I think I love you
Tay: Fucken get out of it with your Baby Steps
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the sidestep :
this is an awesome yet common move. the side-step happens when you cant wait to fuck a broad and you pull that g string to side with your finger and slide your dick in.
do you remember that broad at the bar with the skirt on? well i totally side-stepped her on top of my car.
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2-Step is a kind of music in Britain. British 2- Step is The U.S.A.'s R&b. A lot of people consider 2-Step to be better than R&b (although they are the same thing) because american r&b has been to fused with hip-hop that you can't even tell the diffrence.
British Chick: Ya heard of 2-step music?
American Chick: Na what is it?
British Chick: it is the same thing as ya u.s.a. r&b. only that is actually is more r&b then da u.s. one is.
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A parent that marrys someone in whom he or she falls in love with, who after being tortured with no sex, has to deal with the offspring of another while they tear the neighbohood apart with the protection of the biological parent.
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A really loud, smelly fart that almost sounds like a quack.
WHOA...who stepped on a duck?! It fuckin' stinks in here!
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STEPDAD: the MAN who changed your shitty arse, cleaned up your sick, put a roof over your head, took you to school, bought you new gear and read you bedtime stories while your real dad was out living his batchelor life...
Those are nice trainers...
Thanks, my step dad bought me them
Wheres your real dad?
Out wasting money...
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Two-stepping is sort of like the scene version of skanking, it involves looking like a bit of a fool, but thats all in the name of music so its all good ahoy there pirates!
To two step you must complete the following:
One foot must be dragged back then kicked sharply forwards to the side.
This should cross over your other leg.
Your other foot should then proceed to the same.
This should be repeated until a regular balance is found.
Once you have became a two-stepping master, you may add random swinging arm movements, this will make you look realllllyyyy cool.
If you wish to impress your overly pierced buddies, you may do this in a mosh pit whislt moving in a circular motion. Very cool.
Intense practice is advised before performing in public.
Thankyou, goodnight.
Scene kid: Wow, you can two step.
Scene kid 2: Well, sure I can. I learnt how to on urban dictionary.
Two-stepping.
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