stone faces

A game played in Russia in a nightclub amongst men. They are sat round a table looking at each other whilst a whore is under the table giving one of them a BJ. They have to guess which of them is being worked by the whore by the look on their faces.

Yuroi: Ok I booked the whore, lets play stone faces. Winner gets the vodkas in.
Vladmir: Well its not me
Sasha: Nope not me
Yuri: Smirk

Vladmir+Sasha: Its you, your stone face is shit!

Whore: That will be 10000 rubles.

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Stone Garden

meaning cemetary or grave yard, made famous by psycho realm (latino rap group from Los Angeles)

dont fuck with me puto, i'll send your ass straight to the stone garden

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stone roses

woo woo, dance, madchester, yeah!

Let's party baby, Stone Roses!

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rolling stone

You are fresh. On a roll. Nothing is stopping you right now. You are like a stone which keeps moving. You are up with the times and living in the contemporary world.

The magazine Rolling Stone attempts to be contemporarys but only people like you reading this are tring to be fresh by keeping up with teh times and don't want to stop rolling.

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Moon Stone

An object from the Pokemon games that helps certain Pokemon evolve.

Nidorino + Moon Stone= Nidoking
Clefairy + Moon Stone= Clefable
Jigglypuff + Moon Stone= Wigglytuff

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Stones Throw

A Stones Throw is a short distance.

Durham is the best place to be stoned I have ever been it has mad bridges and a stone throne a stones throw away whose back is gargoyle faces.

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Leaf Stone

An item from the Pokemon games that helps certain Grass type Pokemon evolve.

Gloom + Leaf Stone= Vileplume
Weepinbell + Leaf Stone= Victreebell

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