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1. A place where you go to buy five things but somehow leave with twenty, none of which you actually needed.
2. A chaotic battlefield riddled with ugly severely obese people buying gazillions of junk food blocking the aisles and cash desks. Carts have a mind of their own, and every checkout line is either way too long or moving at a glacial pace.
3. A black hole of disappointment with often expensive or poor-quality or spoiled/about-to-get-spoiled food (especially fruits or vegetables), which somehow occasionally also includes food with zillion preservatives (!) (i. e. desserts, etc.).
Examples:
A:
Person 1: "I swear, every time I go to the grocery store, the fruit is already halfway to moldy."
Person 2: "Classic. Grocery store trips are just scavenger hunts for disappointment."
B:
Person 1: Today I bought a dessert and when I opened it, it was moldy!
Person 2: Typical stupid groceries...
C:
*person 2 goes shopping*
*returns after over 1 hour*
Person 1: Why it took you so long?
Person 2: Cuz the checkout lines were totally riddled with obese people buying tons of sweets and other junk foods as if it were supplies for 2 months blocking cash desks.
Any Home Depot Store on any given weekend day. You can go there and you will see numerous undocumented individuals ready to be hired to do any chore or task that you need.
Today I went to the rent-a-mexican store to get help with the new kitchen counters.
The only place where you can pay $10000 for a smart metal and glass sandwich and feel like it was worth it.
I bought my iPhone 15 pro max at the apple store because you know I'm rich.
I'd speed but I don't want to get arrested and taken to the cop store
Poppa's Corner Store - is defined as: the place where all fathers gravitate toward and disappear into. A psuedo-immortal afterlife where all the dads go to tell shitty dad jokes and relax away from the family. No dad ever abandons his family or dies, he just goes to THE corner store; and never comes back.
My dad went to Poppa's Corner Store and never came back.
Where you and me get everything we need, paper towels? Its there! Candy, its there! A vibrater? Its there!
Me: hey wanna go to the dollar store?
You: no why would you wanna go,
Me: it has everything you need..
You: no it doesn’t..
(Later at the dollar store)
You: IT DOES HAVE EVERYTHING YOU NEED WTF??
The home of hell raising Crenshaw. Watch out he’s lethal and will curse you out with one wrong move. But hold up he’s funny too when you don’t make him I’ll. I’d recommend going to the holly springs dollar store
Cashier: welcome to the dollar store, how’s it going?
Person: good till I seen Crenshaw was in here complaining about something.