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a person of hespanic descent in southern california. Because the only people who pick strawberries are latino
Damnit that strawbery picker gave me cold french fries
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The modern day equivalent of cool beans used to describe something extra cool or pleasureable.
Kieran: I just got covered in chocolate and thrown to lesbians dude!
Kev: cool strawberries
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A combination of the angry dragon and strawberry shortcake.
1. Have oral sex with your girlfriend.
2. Tell her to swallow.
3. When she does, simultaneously punch her in the throat and the nose.
4. If all goes well, she'll choke up your cum and it will come out of her nose, along with a stream of blood from her freshly broken nose.
Guy One - Dude, I'm totally going to break up with Jessica.
Guy Two - Give her a strawberry dragon!
Guy One - That'll show her for breaking up with me.
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When a guy put a rubberband on each of a lactating mothers breast, then waits till they get ripe and red and slap them viciously until they begin to bleed and lactate. Instantly creating a mix of Mothers Milk and Blood to drink up like a strawberry milkshake.
So I went over Matt's house and his Mom made me some Strawberry Milkshakes. Nice!
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strawberry sex is a sex act where one guy sucks a cumgasm out of a dude with a dick that has a circumcised strawberry-shaped cock-head.
One of my favorite ways to make a guy have a cumgasm is to have strawberry sex with him!
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When a guy is going down on a girl and she pees all over his face. Then, when he pulls away with a disgusted look on his face, she punches him in the nose. The mixture of piss and blood is the strawberry lemonade.
Janet: "Gretchen what did you do last night?"
Gretchen: "I gave Bobby a strawberry lemonade."
Ricky: "Bobby what did you do last night?"
Bobby: "Um, Gretchen pissed on my face while I was eating her cooter and then when I looked up, she punched me in the nose."
Ricky: "Oh, a strawberry lemonade! It happens."
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