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White man problems

When a guy has a less than average penis size.

Jimmy showed me his dick yesterday, he definitely has white man problems!

by The other cracker June 21, 2019


Old Man Technology Problems

Otherwise known as "OMTP", Old Man Technology Problems refers to those, mainly those who look old, who have trouble with the technology of today

Old Man: Sorry guys! Old Man Technology Problems!

by Mastur Of E September 28, 2021


3 Beer Problem

A friend, relative, or colleague who turns into an absolute liability after just a few drinks.

I would invite Jimmy to the party, but the guy's a total 3 Beer Problem.

by thatgingerscouser April 11, 2024


Problem Caller

Someone who calls the same establishment over and over with no respect or boundaries of the actual establishment. This mainly applies if you work at a call based job and the same person always calls and makes your life more difficult.

Friend: "Wow, Thomas has called 5 times today about random shit we can't help him with"
Me: "Sounds like Thomas is a problem Caller"

by irbanurban22 March 1, 2024


Pseudophilosophy Problem

The pseudophilosophy problem is a logical, pragmatic and relativistic problem that understands the category of "pseudophilosophy" as a vague and bad category for analysis, such as being a category that is always biased into analytical philosophy and always excluding continental philosophy, metaphysics and other philosophical schools. Such as pseudophilosophy can also be used to refer to literally all kinds of philosophy in a broad definition of the word pseudophilosophy. Such as the term is usually used in a biased form to attack opposite schools of thought and complex concepts and texts such as the ones related to post-modernism and dialectics as if all philosophy should be as the analytical philosophy actually are.

"The pseudophilosophy problem is a really nice concept that shows how this concept is almost all the times in the defense of analytical philosophy, as if the whole philosophy should be literally as analytical philosophy actually are, where it is not true, everyone with philosophical education can understand dialectics and post-modernism, it is just the one wants to do it or the one learned to do not understand dialectics nor post-modernism."

"The pseudophilosophy problem is literally like the pseudoscience problem actually are, it only shows about how materialists and atheists always love to use of problematic terms to attack everyone they disagree with, as if everyone must be materialist and atheist."

by Full Monteirism March 1, 2021


fractal problem

frac·tal prob·lem

/ˈfraktəl ˈpräbləm/

a problem that―when you try to solve it―you just keep encountering more and more problems

I was fixing my rusted brake line and it turned out to be a fractal problem with having to then fix leaks and still having fixing to do

by TheTallestPsychonaut October 28, 2021


Not my problem

You know what, I'm going to take a different route with this one. I was going to say something else (Which you likely saw) but I'm going to pivot and say this instead: If Forrest Gump is "real" in the same way that the bible is "real" then there is is no REAL moral significance to the moral presuppositions. Additionally, if the book needs to be interpret by someone who doesn't believe in the underlying axioms for people draw accurate conclusions... Then the book itself is not an accurate lens through with to view the world. His entire case for the bible is literally just "What? The glasses your wearing have ink all over them? Don't worry. I'll just tell what's happening." And then he reaches into you wallet and takes your money and then he guides you straight into a wall and walks away.

Hym "Not my problem he says. You just want the moral authority of God for yourself and if you amswer the question honestly you lose it immediately. So you obfuscate the nature of 'truth' and 'real' to appease your own conscience."

by Hym Iam May 28, 2024