sister tax

when a brother causes dissatisfaction or disappointment towards a sister, so the brother must compensate for such behavior through a requested action from the sister.

mother: "go clean your room"
brother: "i'm not helping you."
sister: "sister tax, you have to clean a quarter of my room"
brother: "fine"

Tax Joe

My idiot neighbor.

Tax Joe has low T.

turf tax

the person driving is using there gas so whenever they want something, they use the excuse "turf tax" which means "im driving you around so buy me this thing"

mason " lets go to mcdonalds"
ryan "fasho lets go im hungry. buy me a double cheeseburger"
mason " hell nah i only got $3"
ryan " bro, turf tax"

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tax rich

during the months of February-April when people get their income tax back and quit their job.

Betty Lou just quit her housekeeping job at the hotel cause now she is tax rich

Manual Tax

The obligatory price hike, often at least a grand, on any used vehicle which has a manual transmission.

Guy 1: "So I'm thinking of selling my old Mitsubishi Sigma wagon. Been parked a while, I don't even know if it still runs."
Guy 2: "Auto or Manual?"
Guy 1: "Uh, manual. Why?"
Guy 2: "Put it on an auction site and start the bidding at a thousand. Manual Tax."

Girl Tax

1. Girl Tax is something girls/women have to pay to men who give them attention.

Girl Tax is commonly received on social media platforms such as Instagram and Twitter

Yoooo gal you’re very sexy and have a fat back get ready for girl tax.

Death Tax

Death tax is a tax on your heirs on money left to them over $3,500,000.

A better name would be Brat Tax. They never earned it, and they lead their whole life as a pampered BRAT.

Rupert Murdoch's kid will have to pay a Death Tax, orBrat Tax on any money over $3.5 million when Rupert finally dies.