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Today is april 19 which means its break up with your gf day! walk up to her and say my heart was full with your love but now its filled with coke and gin
HEy. Hey i think we need to break up i like coke and gin more than u it mean i dont want u and i want to move on
Tell your gf u wanna break up means u dont love her lol
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National tell your best friend your crush day is on August 31. This is for the people with stubborn best friends, so maybe on August 31 they will finally budge.
Best friend 1: hey its national tell your best friend your crush day
Best friend 2: omg no way?!?!?! are you finally gonna tell me??
Best friend 1: yes i guess... its &@^^@**@&@
To drastically and emotionally plead with a male penis to stay erect. Typically used between 11pm and 2am, but is often appropriate to be used earlier depending on the abv of the affected.
I had to myself tell up just 3 minutes in and then I knew I wasn’t gonna get another date with her.
A euphemism for getting a sapiosexual turned on. Specifically, getting a female wet, through witty banter, playful puns, and other intellectual stimuli.
Jill: How was the date?
Kate: He was telling riddles all night, I needed to change my panties.
When one of the boys wont tell what kind of erotic things he has done with a girl the night before
Guy 1: Bro what did u and that female do in the bedroom last night?
Guy 2: Gentleman never tells🤫
i’m gonna say something urban dictionary doesn’t like……
i will not buy the skibidi toilet mug.
person: i have something to tell you…. i’m not gonna buy the skibidi toilet mug
person 2: yea me neither lol
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(verb to be) inventing excuses
Marge Simpson : Homer, please help me get Bart to do his homework, I don't know what to do with our rotten apple anymore.
Homer: Bart, you uptard, go do your homework.
Bart (from somewhere in the house): I did do my essay, but unfortunately Nelson stole it anhd burned in the girls toilets, I will not waste my time redoing it.
Homer: speak to me comme du monde, young man. Are you telling me your limo is triple parked, again? (Homer now takes a broom and goes to Bart's room.