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A sexual variation on an actor's screen test. This refers to the practice of directors/producers requiring actresses who wish to be in their films to have sex with them, usually on the office couch.
Director (to Producer): I'm not sure she has the chops to get cast in the film, but she sure looks like a candidate for a couch test.
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a term referring to a highly scientific technique used on androgenous people (those who you are unable to positively identify as male or female) in which you stare at the subject's chest to reach your conclusion on the person's actual gender; there is only one flaw in this technique: many androgenous people can be husky which makes it difficult to discern whether or not the subject has real boobs or man boobs.
"Dude, is that a man or woman? I tried to use the Breast Test, but they could be man boobs."
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a test about how relaible you are.
some companies have a bagel test before deciding to hire people.
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The term used when a female has a male best friend or friends.
T: I love M, he is one of my Besties!
N: He is totally one of your Besties with Testes.
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A technique wherein a person subjects a potential friend to a series of mean or horrific tests to see if the person is actually cool.
pass:
Potential Friend: Hi man, what's up?
Cool Guy: Go fuck yourself.
Potential Friend: Fuck you too, buddy. Wanna go grab a burger?
Cool Guy: Congrats, you passed the acid test.
fail:
Potential Friend: Hi man, what's up?
Cool Guy: Go fuck youself.
Potential Friend: *cry*
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the process of sticking your bare ass in front of one's face, then blowing hard ass into their mouth; if they throw up immediately then it was an excellent fart, if they don't then they get to pinch a loaf into your mouth
my friend challenged me to an emissions test in which he lost, so i got to drop a foot long deuce into his mouth
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A test one performs with one's contact lens (the soft kind only) after cleaning, to see whether it is inside out or not-- and whether it is ready to be inserted into one's eye. The taco test consists of the contact lens wearer placing the soft contact lens on a fingertip and attempting to bend the contact in half. If it closes on itself easily, it is right-side-out. If it springs back, it is inside out, and should be inverted before placed on the eyeball.
"My contact lens came out, I think it's inside out; should've done the Taco Test."
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