John laurens

His gayness is the very culmination of his being

John laurens is gay and lams is canon

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john kimble!

used by the ghavuhnaytah in kindergarten cop and can be found on soundboards and prank phone calls

i'm detective john kimble! i'm a cop you eediot!

Drippy John

Possibly, and most "likely," the drippiest person on earth, Also known previously as, "Big John," "Drippy Licky Sticky Thicky Grippy John." He's probably one of the, and most definitely, the nicest person on the planet. Visit our website, drippyjohn.godaddysites.com , , , Copyright 2022, All rights reserved to "Drippy John."

"Have you ever met Drippy John?"
"No, who's that?"
"Wow you're a fucking loser if you haven't met Drippy Grippy John."

John Bell

As the lead singer and rhythm guitarist for Widespread Panic, John Bell, a.k.a. JB, is the quintessential embodiment of whiskey drinkin’ southern charm with a hint of raspy goodness. Seeing JB on stage without his guitar is like seeing someone on a nude beach for the first time; they just don’t know what to do with their hands.

John Bell crushed the encore in Chicago with Gradle, All Time Low, Can’t Find My Way Home.

john deacon

john deacon is the bassist form the band queen. he has written bops such as “I want to break free”, “you’re my best friend” and more

he deserves the world because he is the cutest little bean ever and his mushroom like hair is the most adorable thing you will see in your entire life

he’s also known for his dancing in queen concerts where he shows that he’s a iconic dancing queen
in the movie “bohemian rhapsody” john is played by joe mazzello that is another cute little bean and if someone hurts him i’m gonna throw hands

girl 1: do you know who john deacon is?
girl 2: no

girl 1:
girl 1: get out of here

John Arndt

A short, buglike person that looks innocent, but can't be trusted. Cheats on girls. Calls girlfriend ugly, and other harsh words behind her back. Lies. And is the devil in disguise.

John Arndt makes me gag.

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John Kimble

An aggressive and just damn hilarious cop.

"Who is your daddy, and what does he do?"

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