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The greatest club known to mankind. Those that are fortunate enough to become involved get to participate in regional, statewide, and even national competitions. The mathletes compete against other dorks (yes, we are completely aware that we're dorks) and spend Saturdays with a calculator and pencil as their closest companions. Great friends are made through math club, and there are dire consequences for any negativity regarding this extracurricular. Many math clubs have morning practices, in which the mathletes have a chance to show their devotion by waking up early to do math before school starts.
From "Mean Girls:"
Cady: I think I'm joining the Mathletes.
Regina: No! No, no. You cannot do that. That is social suicide. DAMN! You are so lucky you have us to guide you.
(In reality, Regina has no idea what the true meaning of math club is or mathletes, in this instance)
I am SO excited to wake up at 6 am on a Saturday for math club! (note the lack of sarcasm)
I calculator math club!
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Short for “Make America Greater Again, Make Americans Think Harder.” A 2024 slogan to Trumpublicans to make America numerate or quantitatively literate again, by not having Asian immigrants or naturalized Americans but white natives as mathletes to represent the USA at international olympiads.
Chanting his MAGA MATH mantra at rallies, Donald J. Trump promises his blue-collar supporters that only true-blue white Americans would be allowed to be part of the US math teams at all regional and international contests and competitions, and not alien mathletes or math imports.
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The ability to complete math quickly in your head without a calculator.
Chris was looking at her daily variance for work, and Keith summized the answer before the computer did using his street math skills.
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Where, you have a teacher with no control, shit goes DOWN.
She got with Xavier in math class.
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used in an instance where one wishes to discredit someone where math would never be used to discredit them. This is very much a joke and not seriously meant to discredit someone.
On the flipside, saying: "I proved it with math" should never be used in a situation where you actually proved it with math. It is a joke where you pretend to add credit to what your saying.
Any one who says differently is a liart.
A: Your mom sucks cocks.
B: No!
A: Yeah!
B: Prove it with math.
A: I... What?
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Clockin is holding or handling a large amount of something. Math is money or another large quantity of something. So hence the term "clockin math" means handling a large amount of money.
He moved that brick and clocked that math.
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To violate the law of mathematics. An approach to solve a math problem in an incorrect step. An attempt to convert a number divided by 0 to a numerical value. To express an imaginary number as a real number.
Dude#1: So when you divide x^2 by 2 then...you get x?
Dude#2: How the fuck did you get x?
Dude#1: I divide the power of 2 by 2.
Dude#2: You are pulling some dodgy Math here kiddo. Quit being an R tard and go back to Pre-Algebra.
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