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The most delicious thing I have ever tasted, unless it's the cotton candy flavour fuck me. It is the in thing that emos and chavs have in common they all like elf bars.
"can I take a hit on your elf bar"
"Sure just don't rob me brother"
Proceeds to Rob him
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An online phrase used in an insulting or derisive manner towards someone that you have just badly beaten or "schooled" in some manner, similar to telling someone annoying to enjoy a glass of shut the hell up.
Have a pwndy bar, sucka!
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1. Originates from Wrestling. A "No Holds Barred" Match simply meant all holds or grabs were allowed.
2. completely unrestrained. being engaged in something without restraint or control.
3. A Hulk Hogan movie.
1: "A No Holds Barred fight to the death."
2: "Our sex is totally no holds barred. Once he jabbed out my eyes and shit in the sockets."
Example of a No Holds Barred conversation:
Guy 1: "Hey, Matt."
Guy 2: "Hi, I fistfucked your grandmother and pissed in her mouth."
Guy 1: "Fuck you!"
Guy 2: "No thanks, your sister already did."
Guy 1: "..."
Guy 2: "Her tits are really big for a 14 yr old."
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A person that goes to a bar 5 to 7 times per week yet is not an alcoholic. Also hardly ever works 40 hrs / week yet complains of never having money and goes to counseling for depression, mainly caused by lack of money.
That bar rat only worked 10 hours this week, had to miss a half day of work for counseling, has creditors calling everyday, yet is going to party at the bar tonight... WTF!
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An abundance of loose change (coins) found in your pocket after a night out at the bar. Caused by breaking twenties repeatedly over the night instead of using your change.
I went out for breakfast the next morning and paid for it with my bar shrapnel from the night before.
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A bayonet designed for the browning automatic rifle. hence the name K.B.A.R or Knife Browning Automatic Rifle. Primarily used by the U.S. Marine Corp.
The K-bar is one of the best combat knives ever produced.
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When a girl grabs your cock and does nothing but hold on.
Instead of getting ass at the party last night, Robbie got handle barred. What's worse is she fell asleep.
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