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A Brad is someone (usually a college-aged male) who tries to impress women to hard and wears excessive amounts of brands such as Patagonia, or Vineyard Vines. Brad is your generic douchebag or "tough guy". Brad is notoriously known for thinking every single woman in the room likes him. Because of his great looks and great style, of course.
Wow that guy wearing a Patagonia hat and Patagonia shirt with those odd future socks on looks like a real brad.
A lazy and unmotivated person.
I really don't feel like doing anything today. I've got a case of the Brad. Let's get this work done today, don't be a Brad.
A Brad is a Caucasian man who takes an action, out of White Privilege, said action would normally would be frowned upon, but a Brad has no social awareness that his action is prejudicing someone else.
He’s a Brad. Look at that Brad. He’s a Brad in the making.
The Brad is the polar opposite of a Chad. Brads do not make themselves present to everyone, but you can feel their alpha male presence when they're close. Brads are the ultimate womaniser and can crush Chad's with their finger tips, they're also known for having really large penises, even when flaccid, and can make God cry by flexing.
You can tell that guy is a Brad.
A male version of a Karen.
Only ever wants to talk about home values & high end SUV’s.
Has to have the last word.
Acts like he’s best friends with every maître d or cafe owner.
Parks in No Standing Zones
Does F45. Plays golf.
Thinks he’s an urban legend when everyone one thinks he’s a dick.
45 years old & flirts with school girls.
OMG can you see where that guy parked his Q7? Yeah, he’s such a fucking Brad.
My daughter thinks that Brad is such a creep, he’s always offering her a lift from Supabarn
Complete dickhead, who has no self control when it comes taking his best friends crush.