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Fairfield County

The Underage Drinking Capitol of the United States. The heart of it is in New Canaan Connecticut.

Kids from Fairfield County, as freshman in college they can outdrink college seniors.

by yep April 5, 2005

47πŸ‘ 77πŸ‘Ž


Gilchrist County

Where all the rednecks gather to show off their jacked up trucks with loud exhaust that sounds terrible. Also home of the infamous "Bob's" Riverplace where ppl jump off rope swings into the Suwannee River

Bobs is a fun place to be in Gilchrist County

by get er done! April 7, 2010

4πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


Hampton County

A small, redneck, trailer trash town in the middle of bum fuck egpyt that no one has ever heard of. It is filled with small trashy trailers and small breasted, tooth missing girls that ware XXL shirts to prom. He guys how graduted and still live in this shity town are on an intelligence level just above a monkey. He high school guys hunt ever day before school and the private schools are allowed them to bring guns to school. The african race has gangs which can fire a full clip of bullets and not hit a single person in a group of 20. At the local bars they no longer check IDs the count teeth, if you are missing atleast 2 you are allowed in. This town is wounderful if you like to hunt and do not want to fill threatened by the african american's ability to fire a gun. This is a great town if you like small towns where everyone knows everything about you, especially what you did last night. If you like privacy, i dont recommend living here.

person #1- "do you want to go to the bar tonight?"
Person #2- "i cant still got all my teeth."
Person #3- "well anyways, did you hear what happened last night."

by ShamedToBeFromHampton April 7, 2005

4πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


cullman county

The home of losers that beat the shit out of people because they are that unhappy with themselves. The place where people can beat their significant other and only see a 24 hour hold. Aka. The definition of loserville. You can be a felon and have a gun in your possession in this little piece of Alabama. Just know. The people that care will always have whoever you hurts back.

Dude 1 - Cullman county is full of losers
Dude 2 - yeah I know. I need to move. The pill heads are out of control and everyone thinks it’s okay to beat their significant other
Dude 1 - dats tru der boy now ya ought to pack yur shit and leave town before someone finds out
Dude 2- I’m out of here. Y’all are a bunch of crazy fucking assholes

by Ifukedyourbitch January 11, 2019

4πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


plastic county

orange county, the place with the most shallow, plastic, superficial people on Earth

dude let's go to orange county
you mean plastic county

by mickey333 March 23, 2007

4πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


Orange County

Quite possibly one of the strangest places to be because of the weird diversity. Orange County, in California, is a bit of a mixing bowl for the upper-middle-class to even lower, but majority is rich. Usually called a beach community because you either live by the beach or the beach is at most a half hour drive away.

There are many aspects to Orange County based on town, here are some:

Irvine - Economically diverse, minority majority, the biggest bubble you can find in the United States. The only people we have here that are "hard core" are wangsters who can't rap. Oh and half of the wangsters are Asian, not African-American.

Orange - Less wealthy, very dreary and very WASTED area. There are tons of druggies and garage bands thrive here. White majority, unlike Irvine, but not racist.

BEACH cities - Such a large category that it's melded into one. Generally full of spoiled, rich, white racists. Lots of booze. 'Course that's just a generalization so it can't be THAT bad, can it?





Oh. And there are no freakin' oranges here. I live in Irvine and I've only seen a small area of orange trees near my house. The other place where there are orange trees is near a college but it's a really small amount.

What kind of fruit do we have the most of?

Strawberries.

"Hey guys I live in the OC!"

"Isn't that the place full of horny, white racists?"

"NO that's the BEACH cities! I live in Orange."

"OOOH SO YOU'RE A DRUGGY."

by Chienism April 24, 2005

46πŸ‘ 76πŸ‘Ž


Dixie County

Shit hole county full of whores and narrow minded assholes!

Franklin: Where do you live?

Eugene: Dixie County,Florida.

Franklin: That Sucks

by E-rik August 28, 2007

22πŸ‘ 32πŸ‘Ž