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A dating website for teens, using virtual penguins. You can try and finesse the players and get them back to your igloo for some fun.
I met this really cute blue penguin on club penguin tonight
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A friend of penguins, often characterized by penguin merchandise they own, such as stuffed, radio controlled, and puppet penguins, a true lover of the penguin, in all of its forms
Man, you're such a penguin pal, I hope someday to be as cool as you!
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an evil penguin who often tricks people and then stabs them. very sneaky like a ninja.
Person 1: My dad died last night.
Person 2: What?! How??
Person 1: The YELLOW PENGUIN.
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A threesome with a black and a white overweight hairy midget.
I walked in on a Husky Penguin and was unexpectedly aroused.
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Cum on a girl kick her in the twat and make her waddle like a penguin
I gave her a sticky penguin
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Meeting a women with a large collection of animals, mostly used for masterbating.
I was with alex and she definately has a slippery penguin.
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An Angry Penguin is when you whip out your dick and splooge in both eye's of a girl and kick her in the knee's, she will come wobbling after you like a penguin angry for splooging in her eye's.
See also Angry Pirate
You gave your girl friend an Angry Penguin.
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