Constip-Asian

n. (con·sti·pay·shun): an East-Asian professional or business-person characterized by grunts and/or other vocalizations that sound like the individual is constipated, usually occurring when the individual is frustrated and/or agitated. Vocal noises are unique to the East-Asian accents.

"Man, when I don't get my numbers to Henry Wong in on time he sure turns into a constip-asian on the phone!"

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asian hottie

Some hot aians and eurasians are:

-Leah Dizon

-Kristin Kreuk
(Lana Lang from Smallville)

-Ahyoomi Lee

-Hyori Lee

-BOA (artist, song Eat You Up)

-Lindsay Price

-Misa Campo

there are so many asian hottie s its overwhelming!

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boba asian

an diaspora asian (usually asian american or canadian, but other nationalities can fall under this trope too) who pretends to be "#woke" for clout but in reality, has no idea what they're talking about. they often like to compare themselves to white people / act white (see: definition of banana), make shoddily researched infographics on instagram, and make drinking boba tea / hating their parents their whole personality. boba asians are usually upper middle class brats and rich as hell, fail reading comprehension at school despite their parents paying 50 million for their kumon classes, and probably defend themselves saying the n-word and agreeing with their racist friends. the only thing boba asians listen to is joji, rich brian, and 88rising, because they want to be "hood" like the perception of black and brown people they have (on the side, their relatives are racist to actual brown/black people; boba asians might defend this too). not all diaspora asians are boba asians, however: the main enemy of boba asians are asian tankies/communists, who, to be honest, are more based than boba asians, but are very flawed too as they continuously deny things like the uighur genocide.

ugh, there's this boba asian on my tl who keeps on defending the kuomintang and jeremy lin wearing dreads!

the fights boba asians constantly pick on social media with each other are so stupid.

awkwafina is a prime example of a boba asian. her songs aren't even that good.

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asian dunk

tapping the back board when attempting a lay-up or when shooting near the back board

shit dude u see that 5'2 asian kid tapping the back board on the shot? that's like, asian dunk!

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blazin asian

asian guy who always smokes weed

look at that blazin asian over there

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Asian

A race far from human. They usually have a face with wide eyes, and tanned skin. They enjoy Anime, the holy style of animation. Asians love rice, and I mean they LOVE rice. They sometimes eat their 20 pounds of rice per meal with a side of either dog or cat. So watch out for your pet's sake.

"What's he eating over there? That looks like dog, he must be asian."
"What wide eyes... he's asian for sure."

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asian flu

Where a white guy (usually) goes on a streak of dating different asian women.

Dude, you're dating all these asian girls, you must have a case of the asian flu.

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