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Real beef wellington is a dish that involves meat wrapped up in bread dough and baked. Therefore, "beef wellington" is here defined as when a man has vaginal intercourse with a woman who is currently suffering a yeast infection.
The two lovers had so much beef wellington that night that she, he, and the bedspread had to use Monistat the next day.
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The act of jerking off to thoughts of disgusting cows like Brittney Spears (and I'm talking today's Brittney Spears, not the Brittney Spears of ten years ago.
I had some beef jerky today. I was watching About Schmitt and I saw Kathy Bates totally nude. Couldn't help but jerk off to that cow.
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Jerky is the World's healthiest and best tasting snack food. Typically 97% fat free and no carbs, perfect for any and all diets. Widely used by weightlifters and fitness enthusiasts. Also is the most sold snack item to out Troops.
I found the biggest selection of beef jerky anywhere online at http://www.jerky.com/.
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A large turd, often canine, occasionally human, found on curbs and sidewalks in neighborhoods all over the world.
sorry I was late, I stepped in a pile of street beef on my way over here...
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having a extreme sized penis with a enourmous "dick head"
i put ma' big beef all up in her butthole and made her scream " daassz that dzaddy dzick"
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To perform intercourse so vigorously that the female is forced to squint.
She requested a double entree platter of Beijing Beef, and I was happy to serve her up.
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