Brave Boat

v. When a female lies face down on her stomach, arches and grabs her ankles, allowing the male to stand on her like a ship captain, masturbate into her hair, then exclaim "It's a beautiful day for sailing."

I Brave Boated that fat girl on the other side of the bar last weekend, twice.

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boat showing

Equivalent to to being a gong show, but much more epic.

1: "Yo guys, are we boat showing tonight?"
2: "What? You mean gong show or possibly show boating?"
1: "No, I mean BOAT SHOWING!"

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River Boating

The act placing your face between butt cheeks While violently shaking your face back and forth in said butt cheeks.

Bro, when that stripper put her ass in my face, I went River Boating!

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Float The Boat

Getting An Erection.

Man: I'm Trying To Float The Boat!
Woman: Try Harder! My Ass Is Getting Cold!

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Lag Boat

Imaginary world where drinking meets sailing. Whole feudal systems are usualy set in place before and during the course of the night. Rupert is the Right'Orrible Admiral as he patented the lag boat. Other responsibilties include; Rudder Man (steers the group to pubs/clubs/venues/houses/alley ways etc with the help of the Crow's Nest (usually slightly more responsible so can see trouble ahead or a good party.... or the police)
The Admiral gives you permission to delegate other responsibilities. But just for reference at the other end of the ranking you've got Plank Walker (some one who's being all - "ooo i think i'll just have the one"- forget that! you'll walk the plank mate - with a six sambuca shooter) and of course the ever favourite Man Overboard (need i say any more?) To reach the crow's nest you must climb the laggin'
Just make sure, to record all the embarrassing memories in the Captain's LAG book!!

ALL ABOARD!!

"All aboard the LAG BOAT"
"boarding passes please"
"do you know i'm actually boarding the Admiral's boat tonight?!"
"gosh it's stormy weather tonight, i've had 11 pints"
"hlep! i'mm ddrownign!"
"first mate's passed out!"
etc etc etc

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boat

another word for FUCK. but only in the right context.

GAZ; you want to go to the pub?

ADAM; DO I BOAT.....(meaning; Do I fuck

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swift boat

To thwart a conspiracy to deceive the public by getting the facts out on someone despite a concerted effort on the part of the media to ignore and/or actively discredit a politically inconvenient truth.

ABC's false stories were unable to prevent the veteran's group from being able to swift boat Kerry's Vietnam fantasy.

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