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When a kid named Eric's arm is fucking curled up and he try's to rap but sucks ass.
Eric fisted Mr. Donovan with his crab arm while being called a retard by a gay kid named Matt.
When a neurodivergent person greets another neurodivergent person by shaping their body like a crab. Similar to random noise greetings by neurodivergent people. This is also how neurodivergent people test new people.
I wasn't sure about the new group of people at the party, so i tried throwing the crab. I immediately found another neurodivergent person and we hung out away from the normies.
When you wrap both of a girls legs around her head during sex then begin harpooning her with your love sword, a relentless vicious assault, mercilessly laying siege until either the sex position is lost or an intervention is made.
mate, I got her good. Decimation by the thwarted crab
Cleavage crab: A crab coming for your tatas
"Why is that cleavage crab staring at my boobs? oh hello crab are you enjoying my boobs? good for you!"
Pubic lice that crawl into your anus when you shower, and come back out after you get out and put clothes on. In doing this, they leave "tracks" of feces all over your underwear.
Man, I just bought these underpants, and my track crabs already ruined them!
To squat down on your toes, reaching under the leg to masturbate in a downward motion.
Common sport amongst contractors working away from home. Of an evening, should they be feeling frisky and risky, they may strip off, carefully climb up on to the B&B’s sink rim, tiptoes on the unsupported edge. Whilst in this expert position he may decide to crab-wank one out whist his face/eye is pressed against the mirror, eyeballing himself until completion.
Martin: How was your evening Andy?
Andy: Pretty tragic really.
Martin: But I thought you had your night planned? Kebab and a crab-wank you said??
Andy: The kebab was great and I was after a thrill before bed.
Martin: What’s tragic about that? Did you manage the expert?
Andy: Almost, but the sink came off the wall and I couldn’t finish.
Martin: Still, better than Steve last year, his sink shattered and cut his femoral artery.
Andy: Hummnn, I may go back to the floor for a bit…
Crab aids is a batter way of saying something is aids because adding crab before it is funnier because it makes zero sense. ROH ROH RAGGY
School today was crab aids my skillet.
Facts my brostar.